so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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