im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Let's get the cat blown out
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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