I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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