pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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