can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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