I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
