it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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