ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
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