And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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