Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I have post one night stand depression
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
