Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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