Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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