so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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