"it" just moved
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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