Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
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