If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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