is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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