My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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