I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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