Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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