Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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