Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
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