my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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