Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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