where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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