I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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