Nicole vs. Life
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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