If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize