I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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