I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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