My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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