So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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