I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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