There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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