Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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