Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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