Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
The dick lei will go down in squad history
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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