I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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