Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize