So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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