About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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