just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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