I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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