I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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