No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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