Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
It's blow job season.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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