I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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