Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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