just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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