my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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