I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
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