I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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