pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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