i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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