you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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